February 2010
Greg is not an Alien.
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Thank you Nora, for being shorter than me.
– Ringo Starr
January 2010
new name?
i changed my name to “bearsbeatsbattlestargalactica” because i was bored of my lame original one, but it’s so long. what do you guys think? should i change it back to “lizziekreitman” or keep “bearsbeatsbattlestargalactica” because it’s my favorite office line/part, even though it’s super long?
I don’t know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be...
– Former U.S. President George H. W. Bush, August 27 1987
wow I can’t believe someone would actually say that.
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This is one of the only people in the world that I hate. If he extended his hand, I would not shake it.
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he’s such a dumb fucking shit....
i love jim.
Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time in now, check-out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: Sorry we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I'm the owner.. the co-owner. With Satan!
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight: But I haven't told you my salary yet.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: Eighty thousand dollars.
Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me...
elizabetty:
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lizzieisalion started following you
thanks! it’s actually really funny that your name is “lizzie is a lion” because my name is lizzie and i’m short and have really curly hair so some of my friends call me lizzie the little lion. anyway, thanks for following and two points for having the same name!